The Night They Drove Ol' Dickhead Down!!! ...or... A Confederacy of Dunces, Teabaggers & Nazis!!!

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Friday April 09, 2010 · 6:13 PM PDT

2010/04/09 · 18:13

I must confess here, right off the bat, that I can take little responsibility for this latest piece, my first since last week's glorious Centennial Clebration for The Ministry of General Mayhem, as this piece is really writing itself, all thanks to the Far-Right's latest wonderous fuckup!!

This recent misfortune for said right-winger and overabundance of fortune for myself, his libelous leftist slanderer, and The Ministry of General Mayhem, concerns VA Governor Bob McDonnell's disastrous decision to name this month "Confederate History Month" for the Commonwealth of Virginia!!!

Yes... I'm not making it up... it actually happened.

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Wednesday January 20, 2010 · 2:43 PM PST

2010/01/20 · 14:43

What follows was composed late yesterday evening following some delicate meditation and reflection on what had transpired earlier in Massachusetts. For a thoughtful and provocative analysis of what brought about last night's shocking result in the Special Election, please read the accompanying statement from your Grand Minister for General Mayhem.

- The Ministry of General Mayhem's New York Offices

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Monday January 11, 2010 · 1:55 PM PST

2010/01/11 · 13:55

Somewhere in Iowa, right now, upon this very evening, two dudes in Des Moines will be cooking dinner together, the two of them, in a kitchen they both own. And when they sit down to eat, what this Iowa couple will see when they look up at one another, is exactly what the state must see, what the country must see, what everyone must see, ever since their wedding day at the end of last April.

Husbands.

And all the while, in my state of New York, along with 44 others, any couple of men, any couple of women desiring to share the 1000+ rights and privileges that come with the grin shared by this couple of Iowans, are denied that right, and everything that comes with it.

And here's why...

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Saturday January 09, 2010 · 1:50 PM PST

2010/01/09 · 13:50

Revelations have surfaced this afternoon detailing overtly racist comments made by Senate White Majority Leader Harry Reid during the 2008 presidential campaign, that are above all, holding true to that proudly racist Mormon heritage of his, to which he has been linked for approximately fifty years.

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Friday December 18, 2009 · 5:04 PM PST

2009/12/18 · 17:04

Awaken now, children, arise from your revery, and leave your land of make-believe behind. There was no loss here. None at all. For there was never a fight to begin with, there was no battle, indeed no fray was here. 'Twas nothing but political posturing of the most superficial kind when we were led on the wild goose chase that this past year of non-reform has been.

What would we be saying now if our current political landscape had been altered, where we still had Obama as our president but only a Democratic minority in Congress?

Things would be far worse, yes. But what would we say? We'd say, "Curses! If only we controlled the House and the Senate. Oh, how different things would be. Oh, how easily these goals would be brought to our most desired fruition!"

So, what is our excuse now then?

I'm waiting...

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Thursday December 17, 2009 · 3:27 PM PST

2009/12/17 · 15:27

I'm all for the Lieberman-bashing, make no mistake about that, and frankly I think it's long overdue and I'm hoping that a great deal more of it is in store. The time has come for all those to stand and be counted who align themselves with insurance company backers in direct opposition to their progressive electorate. And for Lieberman, this is not simply a fraction of what comprises his resolve, it's the whole thing, and I hope he's recalled.

But let's not forget our other big betrayer, the one who is actually in the Democratic Party, Madam Speaker Pelosi.

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